Your stdio isn't very std
I have two pets: a large main dog, and a small emergency backup one.
It's been a business doing pleasure with you…
I'm not a complete idiot — several parts are missing.
The shortest route between two points is always under construction.
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2
She has beautiful eyes… too bad she has three of them.
War never decides who is right, only who is left.
Operator, trace this call and tell me where I am.
MCSE — Minesweeper Consultant & Solitaire Expert.
I just took an IQ test. The results were negative.
Sure, I know how to copy diskettes. Where's the Xerox?
Confirmed it is a football match, sorry don't know the teams, one side has blue and white shirts, the other team are in red.
Microsoft's new motto — Wait for us, we're the leaders!
Vegetarians eat vegetables — beware of humanitarians!
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