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Your stdio isn't very std

I have two pets: a large main dog, and a small emergency backup one.

It's been a business doing pleasure with you…

I'm not a complete idiot — several parts are missing.

The shortest route between two points is always under construction.

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2

She has beautiful eyes… too bad she has three of them.

War never decides who is right, only who is left.

Operator, trace this call and tell me where I am.

MCSE — Minesweeper Consultant & Solitaire Expert.

I just took an IQ test. The results were negative.

Sure, I know how to copy diskettes. Where's the Xerox?

Confirmed it is a football match, sorry don't know the teams, one side has blue and white shirts, the other team are in red.

Microsoft's new motto — Wait for us, we're the leaders!

Vegetarians eat vegetables — beware of humanitarians!

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